Muller Squeezers, why?
Can you believe they sell this?



Two in a row! Back of the net!

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(Braindeadleper, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

But you save on having to buy a spoon
Surely that's worth it?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

i think it's genius
yoghurt that you can eat one-handedly whilst walking down the road. If only they could do that for a roast dinner.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

you could
wrap it in a yorkshire pudding kebab style
( rogan, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

mmmm
sounds good. one handed food is the future. that's why Pret sell "wraps" as well as sandwiches.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

If you get hurt real bad...
...you can eat everything through a tube!
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

Too late!
That has already been done me ol' mucker! Watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Willy Wonker, the legend that he is, made roastdinner flavoured gum. Superb!
(Braindeadleper, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

Cashback
Jackanackanory
Mary Poppins
In off the red
etc. etc.
w/y/h
(Brian Blessed, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

Jurassic park!
Missed one, kiss my face ;)
(Braindeadleper, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)