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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

( Bad Horsey, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

it's like a thousand sporks

( mictoboy, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

..Cried out and were suddenly silenced

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

teehee

( mictoboy, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

The jedi's are gonna feel that one in the morning

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

bollocks are they
if they couldn't sense Darth Vader walking in to their house and slaughtering the children....
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

Thats a damn good point...
Although Alderaan had a few more lives on it than the younglings have...

also, orginal obiwan said it, and he isnt ewan mrfuckingregor
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

On a similar note
Yoda walks in, sees Dooku with a red lightsaber and two carved up Jedi on the floor and then - then - after he hurls lightning at him says:

"The Dark Side I sense in you".

No shit, sherlock.
( Bad Horsey, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

yeah... i think it was the beard that gave it away

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

Ah... he's a percetive little bugger.

( Bad Horsey, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

either that or he was still pissy with being left out of return of the king
*reality blur*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

Now, I'd pay to see THAT.
Forget Alien vs Predator, let's have Jedi vs Sauron!
( Bad Horsey, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

I Have The Hight Ground Anikin!
And I Have Isengard FOO!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

GEEK ALERT GEEK ALERTGEEK ALERT GEEK ALERT
GEEK ALERT GEEK ALERTGEEK ALERT GEEK ALERT
GEEK ALERT GEEK ALERTGEEK ALERT GEEK ALERT
GEEK ALERT GEEK ALERTGEEK ALERT GEEK ALERT
GEEK ALERT GEEK ALERTGEEK ALERT GEEK ALERT
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

Why thank you, thank you very much!
geek is good
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

it's not real...

( mictoboy, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

Yeah, but neither is Santa

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

Nooooooooooooo!

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

YOU LIE!

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

I never lie, i shot him myself!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

I know somebody that would answer you with 'prove it'
and the shit thing is you can't.

Even if you explain it away by being a story from Mr Lucas, he says 'how do you know he's not just a vessel for this information'?

bastard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

Damn, i hate it when people say that...
well i suppose we could go into the history of santa, bore them to death, then bitch slap them
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

just reply
"grow up"
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

I can't.
my main birthday present this year was a Thor figurine.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

not to be toooooo geeky but...
for star wars to be true, much of physics would have to be re-written.

although not exactly proof, it's as near as dammit.

edit : p.s. anyone that claims this kind of thing is true (with a straight face) is clearly mentally disadvantaged, to say the least :)
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

light emiiting crystals that make hard hot light!
i can hear einstien spinning in his grave!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Indeed the cononicity of Star Wars,
Invisible Pink Unicorns, Boccob, Nerull, Shiva, Celestial Teapots, Flying Spagetti Monsters, and Yahwe are equally valid.
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

what's that got to do with
a made up story being incredibly inconsistent?
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

when all you need is a knife?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

*is eating with a spork at this very moment*
Y'alright, you big pile of poofs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

you have incurred my wrath!
i want the spork, a metal one
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

this is a really shit one
the prongs are too short to grab the pasta properly, so if I'm not watching what I'm doing I'm just getting a mouthful of spork and no pasta.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

You say that like it is a bad thing!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

It is
I can't eat the spork.

OMG FRUITSALAD TIEM!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

FRUITSALADJELLYTIME!!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

(peanutbutterjellytime)
I honestly don't get what that is all about, I just love Family guy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

ey up sexy!
sporks are evil

use a foon instead
( mictoboy, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

I have no foon
The pasta came with a spork.

But YUM YUM because after this tasteless extravaganza I have fruit salad!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

I Like This.... so true

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

yes, exactly

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

Yeah, waiting for my copy of Legend of Zelda - Twilight Princess for ma Cuube...
No wii for mii
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

Final Fantasy, reign of cerebus
best game I've played in ages.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

Cerebus?
Cerebus the Aardvark?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

Durge of Cerberus was ok...
but then again it was a budget game... and had vincent in it, other than that it was just... ok
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

.

(M. Oignons http://harrylaconicjunior.wordpress.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

Why no compo on this?
Get it compo'd now!
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

How?
What? Where?
(M. Oignons http://harrylaconicjunior.wordpress.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Edit your original post
And in the drop-down combo box thing, where it says "This is a normal post", change that to "a challenge entry: sick christmas cards."

Do it. Do it now.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

Ahh...
You are wise.
(M. Oignons http://harrylaconicjunior.wordpress.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

Wise?
Nah. Just observant...

Consider yourself *clicked* now.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)