A cruel lesson was about to be learned.


Four times over...

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
creepy santas
(wsdhgt is a focking lumberjack, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)

Santa on left is chinaman
AICMFRMB
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)

ok
Is it just me or is anyone else bothered by the number of kids getting fucked pictures there are recently?

I wouldn't mind if they were funny, they may well have been funny once, maybe it's the endless repetition, but this is losing all humus and turning in to some kind of fucke up paedo art gallery now.

If it is just me I'll piss of now and get something to eat.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)

if it's not kids
it's corpses or guinea pigs.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)

Corpses would be ok
because it's far less likely to happen.
To the casual observer, B3ta must be some kind of paedo training ground.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)

It ISN'T?
*Re-reads contract given to him by 4dam*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)

have i not told you not to take contracts from 4dam?
don't you remember what happened in greece?
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)

Noooo nooo, you silly person -
It's spelt "grease"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)

pffft.

( Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)

HAHAHA!
Fantastic reply
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)

well, nothing is above humour.
them's words i live by.

plus, there's something inherently pervy about santa anyway, i think
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)

Good words.
I personally just think it's laziness - going for the most obvious joke.

No offence to all those who have made 'paedo santa' images, this is not to say that the images themselves aren't well 'shopped or humourously made, but you must admit the joke is an easy one.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)

good point

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)

Guten Appetit!
As in every compo, there is repetative shite.

B3ta is well know for bad taste. Have you read the book? ;)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)

i'm fed up with it too
i admit i laughed one and a half times, but now it's just an unfunny repetition with tasteless bits*
*may contain traces of tasty bits
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)

Meh
I learnt a long time ago not to be sensitive about what people do for b3ta. Some of it goes too far, but that's life I guess.

That was rather solemn, so here's the world's tallest man. www.chine-nouvelle.com/jdd/public/documents/photos/geant01.jpg
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)

Fucking Hell - Gandalf is back and he's PISSED

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)

hahahaha I like how you play mister

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)

Yeah but I bet he can't do surgery on dolphins.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)

Let's up the ante by example then
It's a pearoast, but at least it's safe for work and political satire.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)

Arf!
Nice one
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)

Thanks
Feel free to copy it and email it about. I'm looking for hatemail.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)

laaaaarger!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)

It's not just you...
another week and it will be over, and I'll be back then.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)