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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(Phaeron in your base since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

Haha!
Splendid.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

WHO THE FUCK IS PETER MOLYNEUX AND WHY DOES HE KEEP EMAILING ME?

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

DEAR SIR OR MADAM
I AM NOT THIS MAN.

AND I DO NOT WANT YOUR BABIES.

CEASE YOUR MOUTHWORDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
CR3
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

DEAR MAN THAT YOU ARE NOT,
PLEASE TELL PETER I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING HIS SALES PITCH.

THANKYOU IN ADVANCE,

GRONKPAN
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

FAO: GRONKPAN
DEAR SIR OR MADAM,

THANK YOU FOR WRITING TO CR3ATION NETWORKS.
WE WILL PROCESS YOUR REQUEST SHORTLY, BY
PISSING ON THE FORMS AND THEN RUBBING THEM
OVER YOUR MOTHERS CUNT. EXPECT A REPLY WITHIN
6-10 BUSINESS DAYS, NOT INCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

REMEMBER TO FLUSH

THANK YOU FOR USING CR3ATION.
WE DO HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

maybe you subscribed
to the black&white newsletter?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

EBONY XXX ACTION

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

pffft!
hahaha!!!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

he's the man in charge of Lionhead games studio

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)