Don't tell on santa!


From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(makefilms, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:40, archived)

one time i bought cheese
and then i got home and realised i'd left it on the cheese counter in tescos


true story
( lemony, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)

but the cheese counter
had been replaced by a computerised one which could count the cheese much faster when you got back there
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)

you're not funny you know?

( lemony, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)

no,
but pished
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)

GAY!

( lemony, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)

HUZZAH

( Hamster Trippin', Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)

that makes me think of the credits of the rocky horror picture show
FACT
( lemony, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)

so had you
bought it?
( rogan, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:06, archived)

actually no
i'd merely asked for it, no money had changed hands

it was still upsetting though

edit: incidentally, hooray, a name I recognise
( lemony, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)

Horrid, sick, and most of all...total filth!
Hurrah!
Be a good lad and knee her
in the back there, Santa.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)

txt on image?


EDIT: also, BIGGAR!
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)

Ok mate.
glad you enjoyed it.
(makefilms, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)

Does santa have a low sperm count?
Are we seeing "blank" bukkake?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)

*Sends you back to bitch school*

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:56, archived)