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( Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)

and yet
what's the alternative?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

Indeed Phil
Indeed...
( Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)

No sex on the first date
/tarts
;)
/runs, quickly
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

pffft!
...oh. Well... yeah. Um, of course!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

I couldn't think of anything more concise
than "first date". Putting "the first time you have sex with a loved one" just wouldn't have done would it.
Goodness, mnb098mnb, you are pedantic and presumptious.
( Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

Nah fuck it
first date's just fine...
(Mattyboy, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

heh
sorry nana :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

No worries
mate. Only jesting, and trying to get my point across to everyone else in the process.
Therefore, that makes you "The Fall Guy". How cool is that?
( Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)

I used to love that program
I don't mind, I usually have to be Princess Leah in the games I play so I'm happy to be the fall guy for a bit :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

after all
I'm sure you'd never do it on a first date would you sir!
(Mattyboy, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)

1: Wait until the second date for "relations?"
2: practice, a lot...

3: accept the fact that you may suffer a "mild loss of sensation" and use it to your advantage!

3 is my preference, I'd say more but I'm too much of a gent. ;-)
( JustHere, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

Celibacy ?
Perhaps.
( wonko the sane, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

I'm sensing issues here.

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

better than
tissues innit.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

You beat me
by a minute!

Great minds think a trike
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

No,
just tissues after the date
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

miiiiiiind
piiiiisssssss!
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

beeeeee
aaaaccccchhh

:o)
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

woo!
and indedd yay and hoopla, you have never ever been so right. (edit apart form the first date bit *ahem*)
I hate them. but they are a nessasary evil.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

or
mate for life

duh?
( Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Let's hope she thinks you're nice"
That's a GREAT line.
(Monkeypuppet, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 2:59, archived)