just a quickie


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Last planearm Christmas, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

*cough* *splutter*

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

*wipes your chin*

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Thankyou.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

what is a shower of cunts?

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Paradise.

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

arf!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

b3ta, I think.
I thought it quite poignant.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

Brings a tear to my eye.

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

Funny, Mustard gas does the same to me.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

Oh, you've been in the loo straight after my brother too, have you?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Ewwwwww

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

A shower of cunts?

Now I've seen PHOTOGRAPHS that prove it's not what you say it is.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

I demand to see this so called "proof"

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

*points* GAY
I'm excited by that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

If you insist.
NSFW

www.celection.com/l/photo_65768/REALLY_NOT_SAFE_FOR_WORK
www.celection.com/l/photo_39937/REALLY_NOT_SAFE_FOR_WORK
www.celection.com/l/photo_46357/REALLY_NOT_SAFE_FOR_WORK

NSFW

NSFW etc.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

For some reason, warnings like that make people want to click it more.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

Odd that.
Isn't it?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Oh, right, THAT kind of shower of cunts.
Thats very rude Mr Wheelybird.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

now i really want to see it
but it tells me something about not eating enough cookies
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Turn cookies off, read the text.
You need cookies enabled to see this photo.
If you have cookies enabled, go to the Celection home page to set your cookie. Otherwise, you should read our guide to enabling cookies.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Sorry about that.
I fixed the links now though.

Perverts.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

What's more worrying is that her sister took the photo.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

It is a strange disturbed world
that some people live in. Not me though. I'm so normal that I'm off to make a cup of tea to drink whilst I eat my cheese sandwiches. Yums.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

whats even more worrying is that her sister drank it after


_{in my head}
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

Sorry.
I shan't do it again.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

aaargh!
damn you curiosity!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

spit or swallow- don't care which
but decide.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Chew.
Slowly.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

*vomits*
NO.

God, I hate manjuice. Ptheugh *spitting noise*.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

Juste the taste or 'it' in general?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

The taste
and the bleachy smell. It's just all bad.

And being a vegetarian who drinks a pint of pineapple juice a day only slightly helps, believe me. And slightly is not enough.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Miss out the middleman and drink the pineapple juice yourself
It's much nicer.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

To be fair, the ejaculate dispenser in question is comfortably nowhere near my life whatsoever so it's ok.
Some other poor cow has to deal with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

After you he turned to Beastiality?
/coat.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

Possibly.
After all, a lady mouse *may* have been able to feel him pumping gamely away.

Sorry all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

Ms Wow.
If it is like bleach, you need a new man-wife.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

I've never swallowed the manwife's. He's nice enough to not badger me about it.
And all cum smells a bit reminiscent of bleach, to me anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

yes it does

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Thank you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

its smells of fresh sea air
or something. i dont really smell my own
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

Bollocks does it.
What male propaganda have you been reading?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

The Bible of Man
Subtitle: Shut the fuck up woman *slap*
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

^this
apparently
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

Pineapple juice is for the benefit of the watersports thing
that SugarSpunSister is into.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Ah, well that vanilla bitch never indulged in interesting sex with me.
So I can't report on that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

wakeboarding?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

arf!

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

People have to crunch mine.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

Are you a yeti?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

No, just very very ill.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

But
I've been eating kiwis.
(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

And unless you've started ejaculating roast dinners you can forget about it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

hahahahah you made me snot on my teeshirt

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

You're so sexy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

Funny you should say that!


I ejaculated roast dinners the other day. I was standing on the street corner and shouted "Roast dinners!" at a vicar.


/using the older meaning of words to comic effect blog
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

does that mean having the consistancy of lumpy gravy would help?

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

Bleurgh

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

Doesn't matter how big your balls are...
...you're never gonna fit a whole roast dinner in there.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

now compo it.

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Nah it's too crap
Gonna think of something better.
( Last planearm Christmas, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

COMPO IT YOU SWINE
It's wonderful.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

compo it anyway!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

good christ
compo it anyway man!
what do you think we are, worth1000? ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

even dead. would
imagine the tatwink you'd get
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)