I dread to think

how many variations on this theme will be posted.

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( Ijon Tichy, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

Princess Diana's Driver (who was in fact John Peel) has crashed a whale into James Brown?!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

aw, they crucified that nice jesus chap.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

oddly enough...
I got off work, went home and about 5 minutes prior to getting home, they'd already hung the man
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 7:35, archived)