what my other pet does
when no ones looking

IT swings its balls 'round of course!
cos the monkeys cat-hoes are making him horny.
morphing monkey here, if you missed him before

aww cmon the monkey aint a repost, you gotta see monkey to get the cat-hoes part! (:

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( sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

clackers

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)

Blimey, clackers!
That's going back a bit... About the same time they
came out with plastic conkers that fell into about 4 pieces and could be reassembled and reused...
( Captain Nostril, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

i have only heard of these things
for i am but 17 years of age.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

Do your balls hang low
to they wobble to and fro
can you swing them over your shoulder
like a regimental soldier
(Chorlton, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

yes
they do.
( sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)