Here's one I prepared earlier
Today children we're going to make a "3d hanging tribute"

Meh.

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( IFallDownALotThud, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:05, archived)

zoe salmon?
killed by plastic sticklebacks?

O_o

all sounds rather fishy
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:06, archived)

Is she a current Blue Peter presenter?
I must tune in more regularly.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:08, archived)

Indeed she is
She runs marathons and jumps on trampolines and does all that other stuff they do.
( IFallDownALotThud, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:11, archived)

I think I'm in love already!
hmm, trampoline girl! yay!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:13, archived)

It's ironic
that B P is considered to be for squares, but they have all the fit birds on!
Janet Ellis
Caron Keating
Sarah Greene
Katy Hill
Leslie Judd
( Mstandot, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)

Simon Groom

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:17, archived)

*fwaps*

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 2 Jan 2007, 20:01, archived)

Konnie Huq!
*fwaps*
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

you MUST be on drugs

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

I would too
:D

but I'm a little odd

O_o
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:22, archived)

only if a cup of tea counts.
she's fookin' lovely!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

^

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:31, archived)

but she's a...
short person
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

Not with that voice!!!
but I 'spose I could gag her.....

....Hmmm...*spluffs*
( Mstandot, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

Hahaha
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

hahahahaha

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

she's never looked sexier
*faptiem*

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

that has to be her cum face!

( Mstandot, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)

Konnie....
winner!
(Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

Shitting crikey
So she does



Je voudrais!
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

Moi aussi

( IFallDownALotThud, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

Et Tu Brute
the what?

*faps*
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Secondes mouillées
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Holy fuck!
I just cummed in my pants!!!!!
( Mstandot, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:17, archived)

OMG!!! YOUR SEX PANTS!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:18, archived)

laminated for his pleasure!

( Mstandot, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:11, archived)

I'd give her a sticky back
but there'd be no plastic involved!

Arf!
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:12, archived)

white rolos?

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:13, archived)

Egg carton cups :P
Meanie
( IFallDownALotThud, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)

What a silly name and irritating accent that girl has

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

They all make the same noise
When you've got your cock in 'em*

/MAN BLOG



_{*not strictly true. I prefer soft moaning personally.}
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)

hahahaha
screams work for me....
(Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:18, archived)

"LET ME GO! LET ME GO!"

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

it could be that but...
the gag usually muffles the words
(Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:22, archived)

this is very much not true
well noted

blokes, however, generally do.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)

I'm an exception to that rule
I talk too much.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

what about?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

Christ
*watches home vid*

Apparently a mixture of dirty stuff and making sure she is OK etc. I've never understood the lack of comunication during sex. It's far more fun if you tell eachother what you like / dislike / want more of.

/TMI blog
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

i agree

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

Crikey
We must both be fantastic lovers/shags.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

i agree with this as well

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

Ok up to a point...
But my girlfriend sometimes interrupts oral near the point of climax to say "I love you". Romantic, yet slightly offputting.
( IFallDownALotThud, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

she's just reminding herself why she's putting herself through that sort of thing

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)

That's just wrong
Maybe it's a subtle hint of "please warn me before you gag me with your man load" or something.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

That's woman load
But possibly
( IFallDownALotThud, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

Is that noise
"Is that all there is?"
( IFallDownALotThud, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)

"is it in yet?"

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

Reminds me of an episode of Sex and the City
Where Samantha meets her ideal bloke but in the first "sex scene" she can't feel his knob.

I doubt he was small though, she must just have a fanny like a bucket by now.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

like throwing a hotdog down a mineshaft

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

Your ring is hurting me
That's my watch
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

^

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

watchshoulder
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

LOL
fabulous
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

would

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)

my god
if ever an image needed a cdc, this is it
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

gifdump.

(Woody999, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

you are correct
gifdump it is
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 21:07, archived)

Who is that with plastic fish?

(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)