shall i post tony blair
warped like hell
( Dave! ßWill NailGun his cock to the table if given £50, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:50, archived)

no

( wheelybird , sponsored by Accurist, is, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:50, archived)

No!
*edit* You fail at b3ta
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

shall i flame thee?

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

THis is the best place to flame
100% official
( bilbobarneybobs is sitting on Henman Hill. Come on Tim!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

you fail at b3ta
good day
( Koba Look out!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

No.
Now swiftly piss off
( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

erm, hello?

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

no

( SolidGoldChimp, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

only if he`s getting a right good urticating from John Motson

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

urtication's what you neeeed

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

if you wanna be a nettle breaker
oooh yeaaaaaahhhhh

heya geoff!
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

hullo.
We need to beer soon.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

it may be some time dude
am currently pissing all my money at estate agents instead of at pineapple cubes stuffed into urinals

bunch of cunts the lot of them
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)

Argh!
Let me know when it's all over.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

3 months ago apparently ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

RIKKKKKKKKKKK!

( bilbobarneybobs is sitting on Henman Hill. Come on Tim!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

harlow freebie
.. NING!

;)
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

ARSE
!





:(
( bilbobarneybobs is sitting on Henman Hill. Come on Tim!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)

harlow?

( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)

yeah.. a bit like "harrow" as a greeting
only less posh ;)
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

Horrible, horrible place.
Burn it and send it to hell.
( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

on a scale of all things shit beginning with "h"
is it worse than hounslow?
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

Open for debate.
At least Harlow has a Virgin and a HMV

/set up for virgin joke
( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)

i noticed in hounslow.. went to view a place there
.. there`s fuck all apart from aeroplanes every 20 seconds

it`s grim up west
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

just don't go to feltham
*shudders*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

i think feltham only exists to host nuclear-bunker buried data centres for sainsbury`s
.. if there`s a nuclear attack i might visit, otherwise...
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

HA! don't forget the young offenders freedom to get out whenever they like facility

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

Feltham, Feltham, Feltham
I married someone from there. But only on the condition we moved far, far away to the brown and pleasant land that is Walthamstow.
( weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)

Outside chance of spotting Helen Chamberlin on a Saturday

( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

see that would almost be tempting
but i can`t decide if she`s nice or utter minger

.. birds with good football knowledge tend to do this :/
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

She is attractive in a strange way
but then I've fancied her since her Nickelodeon days when I was but a young impressionable lad
( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

it's tiny though

( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

Agreed
but when there is fuck all else...

Harlow needs more gamestation.
( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

Harlow needs more gamestation demolition.
( wheelybird , sponsored by Accurist, is, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

I was born there
*points*
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:12, archived)

harlow=gay

( wheelybird , sponsored by Accurist, is, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)

tell me about it
i'm hopefully moving away this year
( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

Best go south.
There's nothing to the north of Harlow. Nothing at all. Even if there was something, you wouldn't like it.
( wheelybird , sponsored by Accurist, is, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

Where to?

( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

RIIIIIIKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

Better idea
Post yourself to somewhere like the North Pole or somewhere further!
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

ok
thats a no then
ta ta 4 now
( Dave! ßWill NailGun his cock to the table if given £50, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

U just love kebabs thats that all i can no about u

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

lolol he duz 2!

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)

bring back sean m 10

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

but why?
this is his "better account" apparently :)
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

sean m 10
i cant it wont email me!!
( Dave! ßWill NailGun his cock to the table if given £50, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

Please explain..?
edit: ah well fuck you then (not you Mr. Ninja ;) )
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)

He doesn't have teh Coedz

( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)

You are 2D
AICMFP.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:54, archived)

No,
go do your homework instead.

I care.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

no
here's one I found earlier:
Tony warped like hell
(monkdagola www.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola. Iced Bacon, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

change the B to an R
in your username.
( Mstandot just realised he didn't have a sig!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)

^^this

( Koba Look out!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

Hahaha

( Jahled -¦ overworked ¦-, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

How come
nobody's grabbed that username before?

*slaps self on forehead for passing up a less obscure username*
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:35, archived)

LOLL Y3Z THIS ISS TEH BE$T PLAYSE TO WAARP TONI YEZ!!!!1111!1OEN

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)

i did a little giggle at that

( my mum, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

fuck off
/bad day blog
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:54, archived)

Hello relatively-new-person
I think generally people prefer you to post images first and ask questions later. Please, if you have a moment, edit your post and post us something nice.

Thanks for listening.

(Though I completely agree - B R)
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)

Don't play with matches, you will get flamed

( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggg
his head is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)

Silly Dr. Strange
Everyone one knows that's a cigarette sex aid!
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

your post-----><------------some ham

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

Pfft!

( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:06, archived)

Can image-less threads be banned?
I mean, it won't let you submit unless there's an <IMG> tag in it. If the late Mr Manuel has enough bandwidth, it could also check for a 404 before it allows it.
(thistle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:08, archived)

Well, technically imageless threads are allowed
It just depends on what is said and who said it :P

edit: whoever edited that wiki entry is a fucking spelling spacker
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)

Fixed that
Though I can't claim credit for the original, spacked edit, which is very nice.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:32, archived)

Oh dear
Just how many celebs are dead on wikipedia now?

Did Mr Manuel write his own page?
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:37, archived)

It's not Tuesday yet!

( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:16, archived)

hahahaha!
this is one of the best noob replies ive ever seen (:
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 17:33, archived)

no
you shan't
( RiffRaff isn't around much these days, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:42, archived)