Standing at the end of a train platform in an anorak...
carrying a laptop, hd camcorder, bag of cheese sarnies, and a flask of weak lemon tea has that honour
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 2:15, archived)

with glazed over eyes
masking the inner terror
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 3:40, archived)