the full english brekkie


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(freeallbadgers, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:52, archived)

i read that as bukkake for a brief second
edit: i love coming here in the morning, and scrolling down for capslock nonsense, knowing i missed it all
( mictoboy, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:53, archived)

hahahaha in your face!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:54, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOMG!

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:56, archived)

I think he should have to produce a shop of a Full English Bukkake as a forfeit for poor reading skillz...

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:57, archived)

*morning smooshe*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:57, archived)

HAW HEHAW!

*LE SMOOSH*
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:58, archived)

oui. bien.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:05, archived)

I won't be doing that- I just can't face it
Had to use public transport to get in today!!!!
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:57, archived)

Public transport is always enough to ruin my day.
Whats wrong with your usual form of transport?

'ning freeb
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 8:59, archived)

Ning Weasel
The car failed its MOT on saturday

so it's having it's near-side front bearings replaced today (under Warranty -woohoo!)
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:05, archived)

Thats alright
Was that all the repairs that needed to be done?

I'm cursed with MOTs never to pay less and £350
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)

it just needs new wiper blades, so all is well

I'll not mention the fact that I thought the MOT ran out in Feb, and I had to book in for an emergency MOT
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:10, archived)

I donno, I think Dyslexia and gronk are great
objectively. from a distance
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:00, archived)

^this!
gotta love CAPS LOCK NONSENSE LOLOLOLOLOL
( TomD Howdy!, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:22, archived)

SHIFT KEY, MOTHERFUCKER.

( gronkpan, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:28, archived)

CAPS LOCK? HOW DARE YOU.

( gronkpan, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:00, archived)

This^
Real men type with hammers
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)

I CAN PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH THE FRIDGE DOOR WITH MY PINKIES.

( gronkpan, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)

^^ WRONG ^^
Real men make her type it.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)

Touchez muster101.

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:05, archived)

Well I've finished off a proper english brekkie

hmmmmmmmmmmm...bacon
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)

brown sauce?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)

Eugh. Theres no need for sauce on a full english.
Thats what the baked beans are for.

morning Badger. I fear its the day of Mons.
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)

'ning.
I agree, it has come around all too quickly. Still, nothing that can't be cured with a cup of coffee and a chipper smile.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)

Bah
I have a job assessment today. "How well am I adapting to my job role" type questions.
Plus work I avoided all of friday. I bring it on myself to be honest.

You've got exams at the moment? for what course?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:08, archived)

Forensic science degree
today - Newtonian physics relating to vehicle smashes. Yay!

Actually, should really get going. Ta ra for now.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:10, archived)

Crickey. Good luck with that

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:27, archived)

Mmm, might pop down the cafe after my exam.
I hate exam season. Amongst other things, it means less b3ta.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)

oh noes!

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 9:19, archived)