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( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

Bad back
my ex had one cos they we too heavy, messin up her back and stuff.

That said, they were still fantastic...
(Mattyboy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

a friend of mine had hers reduced
as well, back problems were the main worry so she got em reduced
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

because
you don't want them next to your knees by the time you are 30.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

Unless you're
quite supple and can do those sort of manouvers :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

i
wouldn't mind some next to my knees...
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

some men
would make a rude comment here, but I shall resist ;)
( rogan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

oops
mindpiss
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

oh, I dunno...
'Cos you can't breastfeed, they fuck up your back/neck etc., you can't buy clothes that fit, your bras are huge, ugly and really expensive...

...oh and you get random twats in the street thinking it's funny to shout "Oi! Tits!" and similar.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

Sorry
'bout that
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

I'll pass your apologies
on to my mate. ;)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

Some girls are VERY self conscious about having large breasts
but not as self-conscious about having them as some men are.
(Mattyboy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

I get people shouting
'Oi, you tit!' at me.


But that's different, isnt it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

Ive told my dad to stop it,
but you cant teach an old dog new tricks.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

You can't
breastfeed? How does that [not] work?
( bob dinosaur, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

because
you'd smother 'em. Serious.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

That'll probably be how the next female bond baddie kills her victims
after all, those films aren't sexist any more are they

hang on...
(Mattyboy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

really?
.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

Fucking hell
that's something I'd never have considered...
( bob dinosaur, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

The only thing you forgot was the
men-love-my-tits-until-they-see-them-so-they-snog-me-and-then-fuck-off-like-bastards-ness of having massive tits.
( Amerella, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

that
is also a good point.

"Degree in Astrophysics Love? That's nice - now cop us another grope of yer tits yeah?"
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

sexist.
but we are all bastards I suppose.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

not all of you.
Large breasts do seem to have an extraordinary gravitational pull for wankers, though.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

there is a very crass joke I could make,
based on that statement.

But I wont.

: )
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

And, to be fair,
there are very very very few men who've never been mesmerised by a random pair of breasts.
( Amerella, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

not even woth commenting on that generalisation
.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

That happens to my amply-endowed housemate all the time
Idiot neanderthal blokes bullshitting on. Most of them shut up when they realise she earns twice what they do ;-)
( bob dinosaur, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

In that case,
she's one of the lucky ones ;)
( Amerella, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

surely not?
you'd just have to sit leaning back a bit and be careful not to doze off? - how big are we talking here?
(chimpy's girl, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

it's
like a pr3natal clinic today - all the boys are learning stuff !
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

So how do you
actually make the babies then?
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

you
know - i have no idea - we never paid attention in biology...next compo, maybe ?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

You have to plant seeds
in an aviary, and then 42 months later, a mud wife takes a baby out of a cabbage.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)