Oops,
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( , Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
This must have been done by now..
From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)
( , Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
Bad back
my ex had one cos they we too heavy, messin up her back and stuff.
That said, they were still fantastic...
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:17,
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That said, they were still fantastic...
a friend of mine had hers reduced
as well, back problems were the main worry so she got em reduced
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:53,
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because
you don't want them next to your knees by the time you are 30.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:23,
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Unless you're
quite supple and can do those sort of manouvers :)
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:24,
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some men
would make a rude comment here, but I shall resist ;)
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:26,
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oh, I dunno...
'Cos you can't breastfeed, they fuck up your back/neck etc., you can't buy clothes that fit, your bras are huge, ugly and really expensive...
...oh and you get random twats in the street thinking it's funny to shout "Oi! Tits!" and similar.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:23,
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...oh and you get random twats in the street thinking it's funny to shout "Oi! Tits!" and similar.
Some girls are VERY self conscious about having large breasts
but not as self-conscious about having them as some men are.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:30,
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I get people shouting
'Oi, you tit!' at me.
But that's different, isnt it.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:27,
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But that's different, isnt it.
Ive told my dad to stop it,
but you cant teach an old dog new tricks.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:28,
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That'll probably be how the next female bond baddie kills her victims
after all, those films aren't sexist any more are they
hang on...
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:31,
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hang on...
The only thing you forgot was the
men-love-my-tits-until-they-see-them-so-they-snog-me-and-then-fuck-off-like-bastards-ness of having massive tits.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:35,
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that
is also a good point.
"Degree in Astrophysics Love? That's nice - now cop us another grope of yer tits yeah?"
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:37,
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"Degree in Astrophysics Love? That's nice - now cop us another grope of yer tits yeah?"
not all of you.
Large breasts do seem to have an extraordinary gravitational pull for wankers, though.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:43,
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there is a very crass joke I could make,
based on that statement.
But I wont.
: )
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:44,
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But I wont.
: )
And, to be fair,
there are very very very few men who've never been mesmerised by a random pair of breasts.
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:45,
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That happens to my amply-endowed housemate all the time
Idiot neanderthal blokes bullshitting on. Most of them shut up when they realise she earns twice what they do ;-)
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:43,
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surely not?
you'd just have to sit leaning back a bit and be careful not to doze off? - how big are we talking here?
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Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:58,
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it's
like a pr3natal clinic today - all the boys are learning stuff !
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