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# AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH....'mercan bacon...no
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I know!
but i spent too fucking long trying to find appetising-looking normal bacon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
# did you try googling
appetising-looking normal bacon (UK and Danish sites only)

edit: Safe search on
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
# yeh, i did try honest
I typed

bacon

back bacon

english bacon

They all looked like bits of mucky labia.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:44, archived)
# try danish bacon



edit: *smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)
# too late now.
you're stuck with merkin bacon.

Eat and shut your face.

Edit: *grimaces and walks back to the kitchen to softly weep into a dishcloth*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:48, archived)