Well, they did

Dull, but it's a first attempt...

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( Dunks, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)

Don't be a dunk
Don't drink and drive
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)

someone already did an enron one
and all it said was
'oops'
(Canazza, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)

good lord -
a member for 13 mins! Hello, and welcome.
( pep, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)