laxatives don't work on me.
Well, the ones I've tried. Ex lax I've tried, if that's the one with the tiny little chocolate bar. And sennakot or however it's spelt. No fucking help whatsoever.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 7 Feb 2007, 16:56,
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This is
Extra extra extra strong plug-be-gone.
Says here on the packets it even gets rid of shall rodents.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Feb 2007, 16:57,
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No!
This is years ago, when I was trying anything to lose weight. Silly Captain.
If I lose weight, I lose chestydumplings, so I'm staying as I am.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 7 Feb 2007, 16:59,
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