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From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

(clut, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

NNOOO!!
my eyes!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

I've just scanned the first page of the compo.
It's shit.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

Boom Boom!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

Ah, one of those challenges, eh?
How many non-Brit b3tans have moaned "it's a shop someone I've never heard of compo again"

Might get some work done today then.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

shirley its not that bad?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

I'm scottish, i've seen her face but i really don't get the 'shit' jokes
seriously
(Canazza, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6864608
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

on her tv show
she digs about in people's poo and tells them what's wrong with their diet

hence perceived scat fetish
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

here you go
www.b3ta.com/board/6864608
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

I am also Scottish, is that relevant?
Oh, you're saying you're a brit who doesn't know who she is?
I have never watched any of her porgrammes, but I'm aware of her faecal tactics.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)

I am aware of who she is, but i do not know of her fecal tactics

(Canazza, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

to be fair
the only reason I do know of her faecal tactics is this place
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

I get them,
I just don't find them very funny...
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

^this^

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

agreed
and I don't really want to look at pictures of shit all week either.

That said, I've had my moan, I shall moan no more.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

"I think I need more fiber!"
Or cowbells shoved in both ends.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

it's spreading!
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pixellated_Face_Disease
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

Of course, everyone knows
it's actually orange juice. True.
(rogerzilla, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 19:26, archived)