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# The inhabitants of a block of flats
have gathered in the courtyard because old Mrs Granger has thrown herself from her balcony. But she was a happy old bat and people are suspicious that maybe she was pushed. They eye each other up looking for a culprit. Many think it may have been that wee cunt Smith from number 10 and he shuffles his feet uncomfortably.
Still others reckon it was the Jones girl, pretty and outgoing she is also the block bike and everyone knew Mrs Granger was unhappy that the Jones girl had taken her 12 year old grandson's virginity.

Of course, if they all kept their petty suspicions to themselves and opened their eyes, they'd probably realise it was Benny Alberts who is grimacing as he dumps his load into old Mrs Granger's cold dead mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
so you are the one who writes those shite itv crime dramas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Dammit, don't give the game away!
I like going out dressed as Linda La Plante
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# oh my god!
she really knows how to make up a gritty drama!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *waters*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# That Benny!
Whatever will he get up to next?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

now there's a series of benny moments to contemplate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hmmm
Benny may become a cartoon time regular, with his crazy antics.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# \o/
*hopes so*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# The wee scamp.
Usually up to his welly-tops in his own semen that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I bought him some waders for his birthday
and he murdered 74 tramps so he could stand thigh-deep in their blood while he tugged at his little peepee
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# aww bless
and they say the youth of today is lazy!

bless his little blood sodden cotton socks!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I know - I saw him trying to do 'oops upside yo head' in them at his nan's wake
but her entrails kept sloshing out over the tops - he's such a trooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I was so proud of him that day
he really supported his Mum - as she slipped about in the guts and offal
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# omg
it's been a while since I was shocked at b3ta

you guys are reaching mongy's level
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)