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[challenge entry] 'Say, Mr Rabbit, do you have any trouble with the shit sticking to your fur?'

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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I do not know this joke but something tells me I wish I did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)
#
Bear: say mr rabbit do you find shit sticks to your fur?
Rabbit: Why no
{see picture for punchline]
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Because bear polishes his bottom as gaymos can't resist sparkly things?
There is only half truths in that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)
# he just told it basically in the title
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)
# it's a really old one
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the forest, when the bear turns to the rabbit and asks:
"Hey, Mr Rabbit, do you have any trouble with the shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says: "No, why do you ask?"
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ROFLS I get it now. I get jokes and I'm not slow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ahhh I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I've never understood that. if shite doesn't stick to the rabbit
why is he wiping himself with it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)
# No, the first line can also be read as
Mr rabbit, would you mind having shit stuck to your fur
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)
# meh.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)
# BAH HAH AHAHAHAHA
braw.
'Ning Nong all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 'ningaling Dave
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)
# How te Devil Mr Weasel?
GUes who is going to his first bash at the End of March?
Clue: its me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Ooh, which bash are you headed to?
I want to get to one. The closest to me is baldmonkey's /talk boarders bash which will be awkward. /talk boarders being neolithic savages and all
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)
# there is no excuse to not go
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/7535
I'm coming down from jockland and spending many pennies before I even see a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# haha!
I'll have try that.
I want a sparkling arse
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Gaaahahaha awesome
One of my favorite jokes ever. Well done sir

*clicks*
(CK is rocking out near you (cosmologically speaking), Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)