Charles Dickens walks into a bar...
I've had this in my head all day. Had to get it out.
ronin9026,
Sat 18 Jan 2003, 22:04,
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhthats horrible.
and thats why i like it.
shouldn't charles dickens take more time to say that though? summin like,
"i would like to have a martini, becasue in the years when having seemed to separate the classes into two separate, yet similar classes in which one class, the richer of the two was ruling over the less fortunatesouls of which i was one. and in this time, my father took often enough to make my mother angry and went to the local pub to drink his martinis, which being from the underprivileged class, were nearly impossible to get, yet my father's desire for the martinis was not solely linked to either his work or my mother, and more so, he was not truly my father, who had died when i was about three in a bating accident involving martinis, which causes my stepfather to drink. Now, when my stepfather went to the bar to drink these martinis, often, he would come home to my mother, and i would hear them inthe middle of the night with my mother cursing the martinis, and so being the case of my family and home situation, i ran away at the age of 10."
(and thats why i like it.
shouldn't charles dickens take more time to say that though? summin like,
"i would like to have a martini, becasue in the years when having seemed to separate the classes into two separate, yet similar classes in which one class, the richer of the two was ruling over the less fortunatesouls of which i was one. and in this time, my father took often enough to make my mother angry and went to the local pub to drink his martinis, which being from the underprivileged class, were nearly impossible to get, yet my father's desire for the martinis was not solely linked to either his work or my mother, and more so, he was not truly my father, who had died when i was about three in a bating accident involving martinis, which causes my stepfather to drink. Now, when my stepfather went to the bar to drink these martinis, often, he would come home to my mother, and i would hear them inthe middle of the night with my mother cursing the martinis, and so being the case of my family and home situation, i ran away at the age of 10."
Or is it?,
Sat 18 Jan 2003, 22:19,
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"Yes sir. Olive or twist?"I'm not sure it quite flows.
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Fronds are waving gently on,
Sat 18 Jan 2003, 22:22,
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Sunday 1/19/03Made it to the Best Of B3ta gallery on the front page! Woo yay hooplah! My first!
( ronin9026,
Sun 19 Jan 2003, 13:14,
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