ku klux dwarf


dunno where that came from
guess n00bness should last forever when you're not very funny

From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

(squizzer mingingly bad jokes a speciality, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

It's funny
because it's odd.

Welcome to b3ta - pull up a chair, shop the KKK with a burning cross... Oh you already have.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

I think the joke has potential
You may want to rethink the execution.

Welcome to b3ta, chair, kitten etc
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

I think the joke has loads of potential
You may want to rethink the execution.

Welcome to b3ta, chair, kitten etc
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

Yea I had to rethink my reply a few times.
Its a tricky one, but I'm trying to stay fluffy
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

*looks confused*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

I dont think the dbroonster agreed with me

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

Right.
Surely he could have chosen a better way to express his disagreement?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

sorry

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

sorry
im just grumpy and RISing.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

I thought
you were feeling ridiculously fluffy today?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

no that's old
I should really change it.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

Thats alright, I know how you feel.
I'm pretty sure this is the compo that's gonna get me sacked. Especially if these are the entries we're going to get all week
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)

Possibly correct.
I have an idea for later when tattyshop is available though :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)

haha yes, burning crosses arent really SFW.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)

felt confused
just felt the theme needed a sprinkle of kkk, but sadly lacking in inspiration... if someone can make a decent gag, the cross is crying out for it.
(squizzer mingingly bad jokes a speciality, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

Why does the compo
automatically have to be racist?

The suggestion is to make black things white and vice-versa - not to make racist jokes about the KKK.

Challenges are only limited by your imagination.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)

bally good point(s) old chap!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)

I'm going to play the devils advocate here
I don't know what people are expecting when the compo clearly asks you to visualise all the differences between black and white.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

^this
burning crosses are far from eco-friendly, stoning is far better for the environment..
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)