I failed to get a shag because of that bastard
Apparently he'd lost his bike.
It was something to do with a minstrel cycle, anyway.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:34,
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Nope
there are photos of us together that prove this
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:38,
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