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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Good lord.
That's funny.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha

someone employ me and give me money so i don't have to buy value tampons !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# but they've hardly got a celebrity price tag.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# hahahaha
but i'm really poor and unemployedish and life would be great if i knew about horses because thats the only bloody jobs going in the friday ad. god i hate horses.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# oh.
*hides gift magazine*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING SHITTY FUCKING ADVERT.
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING PENTAPEPTIDES AND CRAM THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE, YOU IRRITATING SHINY FREAK BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# nadine faggot or whatever she's called is a modern day virgin mary
just in this case it's not virgin births, she just doesn't age..very godly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Its the way she fucking speaks...
..."High tech, aging ingredients"...

Why the fucking pause?

PentaPEPtides...

Why the fucking enunciation?

ARGGGH, just thnking about it makes me want to brutally stab someone to death.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I think the hottest new anti-ageing inredients around are...
Pentapeptides.

Good! I hope they're so fucking hot they fucking burn your nasty face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Just fucking thinking about it makes me want to smash my head through the screen and eat her soul....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# haha
I'd like to stab her in the face with a hammer then use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I'd like to nail her arms to a transit van
then drive it off a cliff.

I'd like to pour sand in her bed, and then kill her pets with a shovel.

I'd like to push her into a skip full of wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# good idea
I reckon we should pour sand in her bed then kill all her pets with a shovel, nail her arms to a transit van then drive it off a cliff into a skip full of wasps if there's anything left I'll stab her in the face with hammers and use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter, then you can eat her soul.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
I shall fetch the keys to the van...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)
# haha
And that fucking debt advert "GET OUT OF THE RED AND INTO THE BLACK" THE FUCKING RED'S GOING TO BE POURING OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES IF I GET HOLD OF YOU! YOU SHIT CHURNING SPAZBADGER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# And that fucking other one,
"Her skin was so radiant we didn't need to shoot the commerical..."


Who are you fucking kidding? It's blatantly obvious she's a fucking actor, and that this was some shitty idea thought up by some overpaid marketing cunt. Don't insult my intelligence by even trying to fucking pass her off as a real person, you SACK OF BASTARDS.

On top of which, she looks like she's had fucking cooking oil poured all over her. Since when was healthy skin fucking greasy looking enough to lube engine parts with?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Maybe here's an idea for an Image challenge:
Twist those smug bastard faces of adverts and make them BLEED
(esp. the 'let's get a loan' ads which are convieniently followed by 'are you in horrific debt let's just extend the payments and charge you more' ads


Oh, did you know he's not BARRY SCOTT? His name's really Neil Burgess.
The lying twunt - if he's lying about his name HOW THEN CAN WE BELIEVE THAT THE DIRT IS REALY GONE??!!
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha
Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Haha
CLICK!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# SIOP
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# hehe
Clicks
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# sends to zoo
wins ipod

burns ipod cos they're shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Hahaha,
This is Brillness :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# oooo ouch
crosses legs
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# oh yes! - (Better than my old one!)
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# made me larf
first pic in about 5 months
well done
(waxdart hello., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Heh :)
Looky what I found by accident today though :)
vares.ircnet.ee/tampax.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)