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[challenge entry] Just... wrong.


Making this made me want to hide in a cupboard.

From the Subvert Kid's TV challenge. See all 608 entries (closed)

(PCheese, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:34, archived)
# i like
it!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
# i like it too
(bumfish, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Everybody dance now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I love Mormons
They wont visit my flat anymore though.
I left a 'friends' huge black dildo and a ball gag (that was a fancy dress party I won't soon forget)on the coffee table and invited them in.
Touch them too long on the shoulder or hand. Its the funniest thing. oh I'll get this giggles just thinking about it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# is 'fancy dress party'
a euphamism for gang rape by a coachload of illegal immigrants?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)
# where you there?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:48, archived)
# my m8 invited them in to witness his safrice to satan of a live chicken....
they declined... and haven't come back to his house in *counts* 9 years - ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:51, archived)
# I also love messing with the Gouranga guys in city centres
ah religion, its like my personal toy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:53, archived)
# my dad loves arguin with em...
they always walk away thinking... hmm maybe he is right... - they where once standin talkin to him for about 2 hours...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I was accosted by a couple of Mormon missionaries in the street the other week,
presumably because they had nothing better to do.

Rough synopsis:
"Hello, have you considered Religion"
"You're wasting your time, I'm an atheist"
"But... but why?"
"Because god doesn't exist"

It's not the most witty response I've ever given, but it appeared to throw one completely off his stride. His accomplice quickly led him away, perhaps in case I started dredging up arguments about teapots orbiting Mars or somesuch.
(Astatine, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:55, archived)