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# oh Matthew
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
1948: Harry Corbett purchases a bear glove puppet at Blackpool pier for 7s 6d to entertain his children
1952: Harry, an amateur magician, and Sooty, the puppet make their first appearance on the BBC's Talent Night television program.
1967: The BBC cancels The Sooty Show. Sooty changes to Thames Television and ITV.
1964: Soo, Sooty's panda bear girlfriend, makes her first appearance. It is decreed that Soo and Sooty aren't allowed to touch, so that children won't get the wrong idea.
1952: Harry and Sooty become regulars on Saturday Special, a BBC children's television program.
1955: Sooty gets his very own show: "The Sooty Show".
1957: Sweep the dog joins Harry and Sooty on The Sooty Show.
1976: Matthew Corbett, Harry Corbett's son takes over as the token human being.
1992: Thames Television loses their ITV franchise.
1993: Sooty signs with Granada Television for a new series, Sooty and Co.
1996: Sooty becomes a cartoon series.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# you know everything!
how do you do it? is it witchcraft?
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# nope, it's google

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# oh, not withcraft then?
(tries not to look dissapointed...)
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# your time line jumps about
OH BOY
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# keeps the old grey matter working

OH BOY
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# you forgot to mention scamp
or the change to the gurning twat from matthew corbet.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# feel free to fill in the blanks
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# can't be arsed. except...
some time in the 50s, my mum sent off for a sooty puppet after saving many pennies. she was incredibly disappointed when it came back orange and black. she expected it to be grey. bless.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# thank you.
but that is an odd chronology
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# contact [email protected]
he'll sort it out for you, if he's not dead
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# 1948 onwards
Sooty is shite.

/not a Sooty fan
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Sooty says:
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)