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# There's a lad in our cricket club called Smeg
just thought I'd mention that
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# is he "called" smeg or is that is actual name
good god what cruel parents
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I honestly don't know
he goes down on the teamsheet simply as "Smeg", and the score-card reads "Caught&Bowled Smeg" (for instance, on the rare occasion he does something useful).

I think this may be the same guy who claims to have had 12 wives:

"3 of my own and 9 of them other peoples"

sorry.... I know, I'll fuck off to Talk (I never feel very at home there somehow though)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# i never post on the talk board
i find the short, sweet conversation on the main board far more to my taste. plus there's pretty pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)