certainly, someone should make it into a sculpture
i nominate anish kapoor.
from his wikipedia page:
"Most often, the intention is to engage the viewer, evoking mystery through the works' dark cavities[...]"
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

i think it has had its day...
we need new orafices
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)