Pfffft.
Being an American, I had to google to find out what a scouser is.

My advice to you: stay away from Liverpool for a very long time.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

That's my
advice to everyone...
( Micro Prawnvica, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)