Just iamgine if that really happened
everytime something got scanned, everyone in the supermarket would just look dreamily skywards and smile, thinking of the fun they really could be having.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)

and then come crashing back to Earth, realising that they are not standing in front of a homosexual Cilla Black botherer, but rather a spotty teenager who's life isn't going as planned

( Leningrad, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:58, archived)