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# FANTASTIC!
TJ: Jehovah's Witnesses just called round. One of the things they wanted to talk about was the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Should have sent them here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# as soon as they said the safeword
i was all 'no thank you' and closing the door

maybe one day i should hit them with 'BEGONE, EVIL HERETICS!'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Nah - you'll be put on a Jehova's Witness whitelist of people who need to be saved
Just visibly soil yourself and then waft the smell at them

edit: 'safeword'?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# duh
'watchtower' of course
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Ah
A fine publication
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Apparently I was put on a list at some point
because I had no fewer than 20 visits from them over the course of 6 months.

Might have been my tendency to wear makeup and skirts of course :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# and they ignored the guy next door who was a kingpin of child slavery
because he wore a nice suit?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Wouldn't have surprised me.
This was St Pauls in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# when i was younger they called at my parent's house on Xmas day
sneaky bastards. i seem to remember looking at them with the sort of digust usually reserved for children who torture small animals
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Heh that's what they deserve :D
Are you a Pratchett reader perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *sidelong glance*
i might be
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Hehehe
Thought I recognised his mannerisms :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# drawing a pentagram on your forehead and smearing your face in fake blood gets rid of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Usually works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Oh god.
"The internet is a filth of sin and blasphemy"?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# i have no idea
i didn't let them get that far
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# My conversations with them usually go:
*door opens*
"Hello! Have you ever considered accepting Jesu..."
*SLAM*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# of course
there's always

"so, how many places are there in heaven?"

"right, and how many Jehovah's Witnesses are there today?"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)