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# More meat?
Does 'fat as fuck' qualify?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# My ex was a big lad.
In the rugby team due to sheer size rather than talent.

Bloody hell, you're bringing back some memories. I nicked his virginity in the park. Such a tart, I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I used to play Flanker before I broke my back.
Played for 3(UK)Div even.

I wasn't as big then - I'm fat now though, like a whale on legs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I like whales.
Not sexually.


Well, not all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
# front row?
hooker?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
:D I have no idea, we didn't talk much. One of those sorts of teenage relationship- more fumbling and mumbling than walking and talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)