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# I have a gadget in my office
for this very purpose
*lends*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Thank god
I was starting to lose a lot of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
woo! you must have a great stationery cupboard.

any crossbows?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Not today
Let's see
*rummages*
I have a defibrillator. That do?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# yes!
now all I need is a thick rubber band and a sharp pencil and my weapon will be complete. *rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *lends rubber band*
Sadly my pencil is blunt. I shall be putting more lead in my pencil later.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# CLEAR!
*buzz*

aaaahhhhh - that's the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# me too!
ah the fun you can have with a diatherme...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Great isn't it?
Ah, the smell of burning soap....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# its great getting a whiff of burning flesh from theaters in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Prostate is the worst
Cooked piss when you have a hangover: not fun
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# oh christ
please stop or I'll have to poke your diatherme in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)