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[challenge entry] Mmm...


I was thinking of offering this as a public service every Friday... letting B3tans know what the critics really said, rather than what Ben 'I'm not gay, look I'm married and everything' Sheperd said on GMTV.

Oh, and this compo is text-on-a-fucking-picture-tastic!

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:18, archived)
# haha I loved that quote!


I once rented out a film purely on the basis that the press quote on the front said "HALLUCINATORY" and the back said "DERANGED IDIOT WOMAN CHILD"

Unfortunately these turned out to be the only good things about the entire dvd...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I Want Candy
'A teen "comedy" for boys too stupid to realise that they've just paid eight quid for something that doesn't even qualify as softcore porn, and that they can see Carmen Electra naked for free on the Internet by checking Google.'

Bit long for a movie poster though
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)