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( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:39, archived)

You could have just written "it's shit"
Or "they all look the same"

But yours also works.
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:41, archived)

a friend of mine has one
A. its true (he does have a small whistle)
B. its faster than my Focus
( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:44, archived)

I'm not sure I want to know how you know A)
And my trolley in Tesco earlier would probably be B) :P
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:47, archived)

so you've compared cars
and schlongs already
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:48, archived)

what friends are for!

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:10, archived)

Not a porsche but
I have a nice car, and my cock is pretty hefty.
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:48, archived)

What car?
/car fanatic
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:51, archived)

This one.
link removed
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:52, archived)

Nice!
But Mercs are classy, not really penis extensions.

I drive an MR-2 (Mk 2) which I think means I'm a hairdresser.
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:54, archived)

Hahaha a hairdresser?
how so?
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:54, archived)

Some people think it's a hairdresser's car
I disagree entirely, it's a fantastic car to drive and think it looks great, particularly given it's age. Still rather have my GT4 back though, that was a beast. (Can you tell I like Japanese cars :P )
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:57, archived)

GT4's are pretty sweet
just like freshly broken hymen
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)

Unfortunately I've not had the pleasure of discovering that for myself
Perhaps I should buy a Merc? :P
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:00, archived)

A Mitsubishi Hymen?
Yeah, I've heard they're not bad once broken in.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:01, archived)

No way?
So are you a lottery winner or a drug dealer?
nice car though
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:55, archived)

neither
Just a workoholic. :-)
thanks
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:57, archived)

I have an enormous car and size 12 feet
but a fairly average cock.

6.5, 7 on a good day.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:51, archived)

Can an erection vary in size?
I know the cold etc plays it's part in flacidity, but I thought a boner was the same regardless.

I must say I haven't measured it for some years now.
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:53, archived)

also, oxygen intake

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:53, archived)

*orders oxygen tent*

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:54, archived)

*orders erection tent*

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:57, archived)

If you had an oxygen tent held up by an erection
Would it just keep growing taller?
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)

This is one of life's great unanswered questions.
I hope lots of people read this post.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:34, archived)

dave?

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:46, archived)

Trigger?
.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:47, archived)

Haha

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:48, archived)

Pull me

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:48, archived)

The Porsche
911 1962-2007 (unchanged)
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:48, archived)