It's a cry for help.


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

Peter and Jane!
God, it's Nostalgia Thursday...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)

how old are you?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)

I'm 4.
That’s how old the books in school are.

Blame the government!
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)

Is this truth or dare?
I am young, but not that young. The Peter and Jane books stayed around in my house for ages cos I have three younger sisters. Every time my parents nearly got rid, they sprogged up again.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)

i was just thinking that i barely remember these things
and i'm 30. so i was wondering if you were older than me.
not for any particular reason. i'm just a nosy bastard
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

No, I'm definitely younger
I also have a ridiculously good memory
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

ah well
*searches for b3tans older than me*

where's dixon, freebs and pachey?

=D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)

died of old age

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)

haha

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

31
Had the books too
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)

From what people have said
As well as being the shortest person on here, I'm in the younger section. Apart from all the L-platers who turned up for the holidays....
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

Older or younger than 22?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

I'm older
but I got ID'd for two bottles of wine on tuesday.
I was so happy I near kissed the blind old lady.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

I got IDd for cigarettes this morning.
You'd think the suit'd be a giveaway. And the copy of the Independent.

Dumbarse.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)

I instantly texted my sister in law
she's coming my age in a few weeks and has been calling me an old fart since my birthday. Jokes on her now, I am the youthful looking.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)

I'm worrying if I look younger than 16.
Worrying more about the types of 16 year olds this guy knows...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)

pffffffffft
young looking my arse
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)

I bloody well am Mrs!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)

pffft
22?

who you trying to kid?

*runs like fuck*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)

Listen, Little Miss 70s
Don't take your issues out on me...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)

hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahaha
*breaks down*
waaaaaaaaaaaaa
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)

The Change?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)

eh?
oh sorry.

here you go

*hands over a handful of coppers*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)

polly pocket

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

*grooms*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

They should stay away from those books then.
they have voodoo power.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

It was all "Roger red hat" and "Billy blue hat" in my days
and Ramu and Sita, the token ethnic minorities.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

Who lived in the Village with Threee Corners
I remember them well
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

I did some googling on them this morning
the woman who wrote them churned out hundreds of childrens books.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)

Different special cupboards I suppose

edit: oh and ning all you lovely sexy people.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

i see you've still not changed your sig!

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

I don't care what you say
I'm still sexier than you.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

Wow,
Out of all of Scotland?? Really?!
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

Calm down ladies.
I'm sexier than both of you put together.
( Tikoloshe, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

are you in scotland?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)

ASL?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)

...
you two going to have a sex-off?

/ I swear that made some sort of sense in my head
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)

0_o
hmmmm
1. films
2. Edits
3. .....
4. profits

you may be on to something there
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)

4. spluffs
5. profits
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)

Honestly, I don't know.
That's "1 c - Mummy's Special Dildo"

Not worth it's own thread:


( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

pfft

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)

Again.
Text on a picture - definitely not worth it's own thread.


( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)

hahaha
(sorry for slightly stealing yours a bit further up)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)

these
are great!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)