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[challenge entry] Can I get a cheer for Jack Black and his dog Silver?

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Black Bag is back in the current issue
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# cool!
i shall purchase it this very evening
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# My sister took the piss out of me this weekend
when she found out I have it delivered
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)
# did she use a funnel?
or a straw?
other?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# dialysis machine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# One punch
Straight to the bladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# someone once taught me where and how to punch someone
so that they immediately shit themselves

unfortunately, as i lack people to practise on
i've forgotten where and how
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# That's a Good Thing.
you're enough mischief as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# why?
viz is great
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# She said I was a sad geek or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# well she was right then :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# ha-ha-ha
I get mine about a week before you, then.

:oP
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Yeah, not a great issue
I only buy viz for "Letterbocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Haha
I got a top tip printed once that said:

"Letterbocks fans - save yourself £2 every deca-month by simply picking up the Metro every day, as all the letters in Viz appear in there a couple of days later."

Metro stopped doing that shortly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Nice one.
I once sent in an idea for a comic strip. "Ghost Bastards", with the tagline "Who ya gonna call...a cunt".

It was about a man who lived in a house haunted by the ghosts of Stalin & Hitler, and they would use all the toilet roll and stuff.

It got ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha
*laughs manically*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *Cheers!*
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)