News just in :
Bastard steals cake from old, gay sailor - "CRUMBS FOUND ON POOP DECK"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Did you find them wee ghosties?


Was that headline from the BBC news ticker?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)