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# WHAT IS IT THAT IS UP, MISTER GRIZZLE PIZZLE?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:18, archived)
# LOTS OF THINGS ARE UP
MOST OF THEM ARE GOOD. OH YES.

I JUST GOT SOME TSHIRTS FROM QWANTZ.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:21, archived)
# OH SHIT! THAT MAKES YOU MORE AWESOME EVEN THAN ME!
 
THIS AFTERNOON MY ASSISTANT MASSAGED MY LEFT HAND SO THAT MY PINKIES DON'T CRAMP UP.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# I HOPE YOU AREN'T GOING SOFT.
MY PINKIES CRAMPED UP A FEW MONTHS AGO, I EMBRACED IT. NOW THEY ARE LIKE DIAMOND STICKS THAT PROTRUDE FROM MY HANDS.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I ASSURE YOU I SHALL NEVER GROW SOFT.
 
IN FACT IT WAS MILDLY EROTIC.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:27, archived)
# THIS IS A GOOD THING.
I HOPE YOU SHOWED HER HOW MASCULINE THE PINKIE FINGER CAN BE.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Also, I have just read this, which made me laugh:
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)
# HAHAHAH.
 
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PICTURE OF THAT MAN BEFORE BUT ALREADY I WANT TO FEED HIM HEAD FIRST INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)