It does rhyme, I assure you...


From the Action Figures Across the Ages challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( Addyjoe, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)

where is Ken?
I demand to know!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

Given the research i did for this
i now know they've split up.
( Addyjoe, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

she is a cheating whore!

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

she's a modern woman trying to
survive in a world she didn't create!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

She's a hussy.
Plain and simple. She may deny that it was her in that video with Cindy, but we all know she's just trying to save face.

And her relations with Action Man? Ken was right to leave when he did.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

i hear he's hit the bottle....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)

PUR-LEASE
Everyone's doing those kinds of movies, and despite your protests, we all know you've seen it many many times and enjoyed it (the lighting and cinematography are exquisite)!

Ken forced her into the arms of all the other men/women/animals/tranformers/deities/other robots ... physical representations of metaphysical concepts and plants with his brutal abuse, loveless relationship and, frankly, dull patter.

And he isn't forthcoming with the child support!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

and i hear he's hit the bottle....

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

*sing Gil Scott Heron song*
his old man's got a problem, and it's a bad one...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)

Ken is not the one to blame here
She lived such a high maintenance life, he couldn't cope.
Who was paying for the Corvette? The Horse stables? The Barbie Princess Sparkle Castle?

Ken was working 10 hour days to satisfy her demands. He just cracked under the pressure.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)

He's the one that made her like that
she was such a simple girl when they met, HE'S the one who demanded all the 'plastic' surgery... the unrealistic waistline, the rock hard breats... he's a sicko!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)