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# erm...
i'm quite attached to my skin.
could i just drape myself over your shoulder instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Well...I guess so
...aren't you heavy though?
Would I have to feed you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# i am quite heavy
but as a bonus, i shall feed you!
(i have grape producing pockets)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# oh dear deity of choice!
I just had a very disturbing visual of cookie crumbs being licked from cleavage...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Nah, when you hang him in cloakrooms at clubs
he'll just eat the contents of peoples handbags
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)
# sh you
i've nearly sealed the deal.
i'll be inches from her cleavage ALL FUCKING DAY
don't ruin it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Hmm, weasel 'ey?...


*strokes*
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Uh,
us weasels are too small for coats. I can curl up to become a nice fluffy hat though
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# DAMN YOU WEASEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Weasel by nature mate.
No one's heard of a sneaky mink.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)