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# Needs more useless
murdering 'rescuers'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I detect some hard feelings about thw whole thing
dare I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Wasted is a whale.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hey
I'm not that fat. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I think he was just making a statement in old/Shakespearian language
Like 'beautiful is a summer day'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# He might have been
but I have my suspicions.

How are you this sunny day?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I'm pretty good actually.
I've just had a nice nap after finishing work, and now have a couple of days off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Days off are great.
I want a day off :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# This
Fucking ITV- they should relegate Z List Celebrities doing Shit on Ice to the middle of the day and stick Jeremy Kyle on prime time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle?
But why?

Ning, Capt. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# BEST TELLY EVER!
Ningaling duckypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# You're calling me guano now?
How pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Well you're in a womanly mood today.
Unless you're joshing. You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I am not :(
*pouts*

*edit*
I'm just in a bitchy mood today. My laptop broke and I feel shit due to antibiotics and I want to be in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Well cheer up then!
Come and jump around here *jumps*

EDIT- *hug* I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# that rouge lipstick looks lovely when you pout...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# get some testosterone!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# my word Captain
you should broaden your horizons. TV is banned until Emmerdale and replaced with lashings of luvly Talk Sport in kaleidescopetastic DAB.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Emmerdale is shit.
Talksport is boring.

NO. NO TO YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I don't have the words to express how
disappointed I am. Talk sport is ace and they even have non sport bits for girlies. Plus I'm ginger and you have sorely wounded me!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# If you're ginger
surely "ginger girls ftw" is good?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Ginger girls can
fwtw as long as it's not me. I've a fetish for dusky latinos like the Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Pfft.
Talk sport is for nonces.


:D

The only radio I listen to is Radio 4, Classic FM, and smooth FM. And a breakbeat show on a channel I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *turns on Virgin Classic Rock*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Smooth FM gets my vote. I
listen to that when Mike "ignorant bastard" Mendoza is on instead of Ian Collins but I generally don't listen to music these days. I might roll out a spot of David Sylvian every now and again if I get too cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Braw!
Jump in the car then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *gets out of Dave's mind*
*gets into his car*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# 'ning David :D
*super-special-suffocamates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Cor!
That's just one of the many things I lurve about you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ^this^
and 'stupid gawking onlookers'
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# and you've never rubber necked in your life?
you've more will power than me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# actually
you've got me there. I am a rubber-necking hypocrite. But I always feel bad about it afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# it's human nature
/nosey bastads :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# morbid curiosity, you can't beat it
of course we don't want to see someone dead, sprawled through the windscreen of their own car, and will probably be shocked, stunned and unable to shake it for a while if we did. But we will have a crafty sideways glance at every opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# you're right, i didn't
but it happened right in front of me, so i had no choice
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# in our local rag
some guy just found a giant Whale bone in the thames
just off Southend Pier

seems like they've been coming here for a long while
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# sneaky bastards!
do they have a whaley 'cloaking device'?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# No, just
whaley cloaks
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I am going to use
"whaley cloaks!" as an exclamation of surprise or excitement for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hot piss!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hot wax!
residues
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# something about elevator shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you never lose in your razor blade shoes
:D




/Hijacked flavors that I'm flipping like birds
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *suspects Brazilian*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# makes final approach to land
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Aparently they were going to euthenise it
but it died on its own.

I did the BDMLR vet course and I now know how to kill anything up to a humpback.
AA gun apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:33, archived)