I'm from Yorkshire! We don't have cock-er-nees!
We have whippets, flat caps and other southerner-invented mythical stereotypes!

*eats coal*


(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

an' chipfat
don't forget the chipfat
( Mushroom, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

I think you will find the spelling is
L A R D
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

Unrelated anecdote:
Tried to teach a friend to play poker the other day. She picked up the cards and said: "I´ve got one with an A on it, what does that mean?". Turns out she didn´t know about jacks, queens and kings either.

She´s 29.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

oh noes!!!
Not the bad ones! :(
( i_yam_bucket tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:51, archived)