Hahaha there's a ride like this in universal studios
but it's hardly ever open due to 'mechanical failure'...
How appropriate.

*buggers off to work*
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

engineering works
signal failure
person udner a train (my favourite)
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 17 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

I wanted to use "person under a train"
but I was hitting filesize :(
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 17 May 2007, 11:06, archived)