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# I'm secretly not evil
when i'm not openly raping baby rabbits or pushing old ladies off of fly-overs, or ripping the last pages out of books a la Peter Cook, I actually bake cakes and sniff flowers and cure palsied childrens with my mind :)
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Well I leave porn in hedges
For teh youngun's to find in the park!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I leave hedges in porn shops
and also farm machinery

that'll show those bastards!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# you perv!
You give a bad name to all us serial masturbaters!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# the pleasure obtained from wanking a box of crunchy nuts
is immeasurable

oh.. serial

the pleasure obtained from wanking an rs232 port is immeasurable

:D
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:08, archived)