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[challenge entry] honest?

error message?

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(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *clicks 'yes'*
no wait *clicks 'no'*
head asplodes!


(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# pfft
Talk about cheak! I sit down to take the first bite of my much advertised dinner and a guest
comes up and says: 'I know you're eating but I can't get my room mates laptop to connect to the
WIFI. Can you look at it now?'

Twunt!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# do you not have a penis, and a bladder?
there is a solution to this request

:D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I did shove a chip in his face and tell him
These are the only chips I'll be working with for a while.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# nice gag
now kick him in the throat
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# you mean you wish you'd thought of that while he was standing there
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Naaa
To his face.

It particularly took the piss as I kindly spent a good portion of yesterday resolving spyware and
virus problems on it from last time with all the pr0n site he visited when he last borrowed it!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# i'm guessing it was a male guest
if they were female you'd be tapping it right now
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Ha ha, this ^
and the laptop ;)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Naaa I'm old enough and grizzly enough
to be totally nonbiased in being a cunt.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# you have wifi at hostels these days?
fucking hell, thought they were meant to be the epitomy of basic shelter.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# IT is
We only get Tescos value caviar! But when I say the WIFI wasn't working, I meant the problem was
he wasn't pulling the string taut between the cans.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# but 'No' is always the right answer.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I thought it was
right click - properties - disable office assistant?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)