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[challenge entry] Fuck me, I'm bored!


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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# no ta
I'VE JUST EATEN

visit scotland
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# rissing on the scotland thing

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ^ this
If I want fried food I can just go to my chippy.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# sorry
www.b3ta.com/board/7343628
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# You should be
It started half an hour ago and it's already annoying.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ha ha
Freebs got wro-ong...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i thought everyone knew not install a new microsoft OS
until at least 2 years after it's released?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I've got the upgrade disk
sitting gathering dust on my desk at the mo...

Too scared to touch it, lest it cover me in boils
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# microwave the fucker
then nuke it from space

it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# and risk releasing
General Zod again!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I took a leap with Vista
I really like it. My machine is highly specced, but I wouldn't run it on anything old anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Moi aussi
C'est loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# how does it differ from say, xp
except visually
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Not a lot, underneath
Which is good as I really liked XP. Visually it is stunning. There are some changes to the way you access things, control panel, etc. Behind the scenes changes of course. There are some annoyances with it trying to make life safer, but you can disable this if you know what you're doing and trust yourself (i.e. most people here I would imagine).

So really, I guess I'm saying, it's not worth paying for, but it's a nice operating system which hasn't annoyed me.

BTW I'm running it at work so we get volume keys etc etc from Microsoft. I'm still running XP at home.
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ok
i like the way 3.1 looked*, so i don't really care

all i know is my wife's relatively well-specced new laptop can't run it, which seems to me to be thoroughly bent, as an operating system is supposed to help you run other apps, not nick all of your computers processing to render an error window to say that it's done so

*that's probably overstating my case, but, basically, i don't really place a high value on how an OS looks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# This is true
It's certainly typical Microsoft methods.

I'm running 4Gb of RAM and a decent graphics card so it's OK. But I dread to think what it would be like on a "normal" machine, with say 512Mb or 1Gb RAM.

My work PC is just running normal apps as well - at home I'm running Video Editing and the like so it won't be going on there anytime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# this^
i generally leave the look of things the way they are, can't be arsed with changing all the themes, all i care about is that when i hit the go button it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# i have tweaked tthe appearance of my mac, but only cos i really didn't like how it looked out of the box
now it's merely inoffensive
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# but all that gumph about Microsoft being able
to delete what they like from your hard drive is true yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# the most recent few versions of mac os's have this thing that sends
a report to apple from your computer, without your knowledge or instruction, and you have no idea what it sends either. I downloaded a little shareware app that stops it doing it, out of principle.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# it's this and the gig of RAM needed to run the thing
that's keeping me away

plus the fact i can get legit copies of XP for £50
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# haha!!
it's bad when you have to start paying protection money!!
feeding fivers into the disk drive....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# You can't just demand it you know
I have to get worked up a bit first.
Got any Cher outfits?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# a few
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=cher%20outfit&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
What the fuck is that thing?
www.candistratton.com/images/cher_60s.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# i'll give your sister blisters as i fist her
then terminate her ass like asta la vista

i don't take money, i work for a biscuit
'cause i'm a killer and i'm willing to risk it

but not a rich tea, so maybe a hob-nob
pay up front, 'cause you know i'll do a good job...

why did we never record this song!?!?
/lazy blog
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *human beatboxes*

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *head bobs*

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# when you say lower class, do you mean working class, or dolescum?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha!
it could go on for ever

i just think it's funny that most wouldn't bandy the words working class and lower class around
but everyone's happy to shout Chav every five minutes
it's like the new PC term for the great unwashed masses
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# you can have middleclass chavs
it's just less likely
it's only people who don't have very much money, that seem to waste it trying to make themselves and their cars look like they've had lots of money spent on them, and failing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# i'm yet to see a middle class Chav
they all seem to be Goths and wide boys :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# my brother often dresses like a chav
and he's staunch middle class, even upper-middle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I dislike chavs.
They are not a class, they are a social group.

That said, I do dislike the whole working class snobbery associated with chavs.

'He's a good man, provides for his family'
'She was born with a silver spoon in his mouth - daddy's little girl'

And they don't se the idiocy of it.

The working class may kiss my arse, I've got the foreman's job at last.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# The last sentence of that
Is like an anti-Billy Bragg song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# no one cares what you think, Hippy
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# It's pretty but is it any better?
do not visit scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Ah... so it's just like XP then...
except with a slightly more friendly approach to dominion
(Fenristhewolf Undeniably talentless..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Is it just me or is /talk
/broke?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# don't suppose anyone over here cares
unless they all pile over 'cos they're now homeless. although i'm sure the pictures will soon have them running scared.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I dislike the clique-ness of /talk
but at the same time I feel guilty for never posting pictures

and talk has less n00bs due to people being mean to them
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you're safe here
we don't allow cliques and noobs are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# i hope not
we don't want those fuckwits over here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Your ignore button'll be red-hot!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# its better than xp by a country mile
if you don't like it joe, install Ubuntu instead.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)