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[challenge entry] gearstick of the future

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(Persephone, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 7:40, archived)
# I think
this rat's attempt to evolve into an armadillo is doomed to failure.
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 7:45, archived)
# It's clearly
a knight of the round table!
so it's fictional anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 7:47, archived)
# Chain mail
is much better than a chain letter (yarr..)
(benlington, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:07, archived)
# Pirates are
too tough for chain-mail. If one had heard your swab you'd be sent to Davy Jones'.

They were berserkers. (pun)
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)
# yarr!
harharhar!
(benlington, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Here is
another animal in armour.
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)
# May I just take this moment to say how nice it is to see you back again sir.
Hope all is well and top of the morning to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:24, archived)
# aaaghhh people are coming
quick! hide the whores!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:26, archived)
# Hurry!
In my closet!!! And stay there!
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:30, archived)
# good idea
And....everybody........act normal........NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)
# i've said it before
and i'll say it again.
fnord you are bizarro.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:30, archived)
# Bizarre a good
B3tan make.

BizarHo. He he. *chuckles quietly*
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)
# That's very kind of you, sir
I'm delighted to be back. I just love this place.

A very fine morning to yourself and all the other inhabitants of the B3tish Isles!
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)
# pip pip tally ho!
Top hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)
# havent seen you about in ages
and i loved your tattyshops. they were some of the bestest :)
(hazey, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Thanks
[blushes]
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)
# he says that
but all he's done since you left is bitch about you... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)
# hehe
:)
(hazey, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)