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(Pseudonym, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# BOO BOO BE DOOP!
 
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:15, archived)
# How's you, mister?

(I have to confess, that image may have been posted once or thrice before...)
(Pseudonym, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Kinda weary.
 
The hangover's gone and the headache's startin'.
OH MY LUNGS AND LIVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# This might help bring the life back.
I'm so tired, this is my last gasp on the internets tonight. A little recording I got off a radio show.

p5.fileho.com/download3/5ef4b2281241_f8zej72v2s0tolwl/GOD.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# DON'T PUSH ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# i cant hear this, can someone upload this some where that doesn't suck?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)
# It's a child singing, "God's not dead".
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# its funny because he is.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)
# AN OLD LADY IN A HOT DOG SHOP TOLD ME THIS WHEN I WAS A KID.
SHE SAID "FUCK ALL OF YOUS, I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL. AND GOD IS DEAD."

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# I ONCE SAID
"YOU ASSHOLES KILLED GOD" IN THE LUNCHROOM, JUST FOR FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES DID ACTUALLY KILL GOD.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# IN A GAYASS PHILOSOPHICAL WAY THEY DID.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:57, archived)
# HES STILL ALIVE, I SWEAR TO GOD.
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK? I CAN FEEL IT IN MEEEE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# I JUST REALISED POETRY CAN BE AWESOME SOMETIMES
 
thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com/2007/04/national-poetry-month-anger-edition.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)
# WHOA.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)
# I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE!
 
I SHOULD PUT THAT IN MY WORK E-MAIL SIG LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:50, archived)
# I SHOULD GET THAT ON MY BUISNESS CARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:56, archived)
# MINE SAYS "RAPITINUI, MASTER OF ORAL. MY HARBLS: LET ME SHOW YOU THEM"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:59, archived)
# MINE SAYS:
JAMES DYSLEXIA

ARTS AND KRAFTS MANAGER AND COMEDIC GENIUS

"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 7:01, archived)
# GRON - I MEAN FURBURGER:
DO NOT FUCKING QUESTION ME. I HAVE PINKIES AND I USE THEM.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 7:08, archived)
# SAFTEY EXPERT?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)
# BABY BABY GIVE IT TO MEEEE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:51, archived)
# That John Donne one hit the spot
Also: mantosterone. At first I thought I was a type of soup and then I read it again and just remember that BITCHES IS CRAZY.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 7:35, archived)
# Can't beat a classic.
 


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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# marvin k mooney
will
you
please
fuck
off
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# Heh.
 
I'd forgotten Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert.

www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=NotCatInTheHat.txt
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# haha
Your Colon Can Moo -- Can You?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 5:51, archived)
# THANKYOU IT HELPDESK, THIS IS THE MOST HELPFUL YOU'VE EVER BEEN.
"The export to function is existent somewhere in the application, however we do not support the training of the software."

CASE CLOSED.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:07, archived)
# THANK GOD FOR MY MIGHTY PINKIES.
I WILL SOLVE THIS WITH SHOUTING.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# AND FISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# HAHHHAHAHA!
I'm getting a new computer.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)
# I SHOULD REALLY USE MY SHIFT KEY MORE OFTEN.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# LOOK AT THE TIMES OF THESE POSTS, I GOT A NEW COMPUTER WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF FLEXING MY LIFE-PINKIE.
ALL HAIL THE SHIFT KEY FOR GREAT SUCCESS!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:29, archived)
# WHAT COMPUTER IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:31, archived)
# PROBABLY A DELL.
THEY HAVE TO BUY IT FIRST, BUT IN THE MEANTIME I HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING WORK.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:39, archived)
# AND THE INTERNET CHOOSES THIS MOMENT TO SHUT UP.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)
# GUESS WHO'S GETTING A LAPTOP?
THE ANSWER IS DOCTOR DYSLEXIA: SO NOW I CAN FUCK THE BOARD WHEREEVER I WANT TO.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:29, archived)
# THINK OF ALL THE GOODFILES YOU CAN DOWNLOAD!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)