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# Whoops - ta
Memo to rabbit owners: Don't bury them in a plastic bag, then move, leaving new house owners to dig them up…
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Second memo to rabbit owners
Don't be too distraught to bury your pet in the first place and leave it in a box in the shed for three weeks in the hottest summer in recent memory
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# rabbit jerky anyone?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)
# More 'box full of maggots anyone'
But highly traumatic to a twelve year old...
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)
# *holds and rocks gently*
there there, it's alright....
*gropes*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Look up my sig
You'll soon change your mind about that subtle groping
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
# it's worth it!!!
*gropes*





ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Hot? Summer?
What are these things you speak of?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# It was years ago
The sort of summer you remember from when you were a kid
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# 1976, then?
Not that I can remember that, what with not being alive, but apparently is were a scorcher.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# it's their own fault for desecrating the graves!!!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# goddamn them, they've awakened the curse!!!1!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
# the reign of the Zombie Rabbits has begun!!!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I had mine cremated
True story.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# do you have the ashes in a egg cup sized urn?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Nope.
There's far too much of it. Though not that much when you consider how fucking huge she was.

I'm thinking of doing a Big Lebowski with them, though. All I need now is a cliff. And a beard. And a White Russian.

And John Goodman.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)